{"id":288,"date":"2022-04-17T16:57:54","date_gmt":"2022-04-17T15:57:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chalphycastle.ie\/projects\/?page_id=288"},"modified":"2022-04-17T16:57:54","modified_gmt":"2022-04-17T15:57:54","slug":"keith-vs-kempf-0-words","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/chalphycastle.ie\/projects\/keith-vs-kempf-0-words\/","title":{"rendered":"Keith vs. Kempf 0: Words"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Story<\/h2>\n<p>Long ago, there was this manga called Yugioh. There was an American called Bandit Keith. He was very American. He even wore a bandana with an American flag pattern. A few years later it got an anime adaptation, which then got dubbed, which then got parodied. While Yugioh Abridged was making headway on Youtube, a Freegian commander got inspired. His name was Kempf, and he was obsessed with America. He infamously declared to Leaf during his conquest of Dandrum Fortress that he \u201chad fallen into his trap, IN AMERICA!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>However, unknown to Kempf, Keith had copyrighted his catchphrase. Now he\u2019s coming to enforce it. However, Kempf had set up some precautions, including using Wiseman as a trap. Will Keith fall for it?<\/p>\n<h2>Information<\/h2>\n<p>This is my April Fools 2022 hack. The idea of Bandit Keith from Yugioh and Kempf from Fire Emblem 5 fighting over &#8220;In America&#8221; was a joke hack idea that had been floating around in my head for a long time. It would not have been difficult to make a Sacred Stones hack with the two, but since the idea is so strongly connected to the Thracia translation, using that engine would only be appropriate. However, I left things too late and I struggled to implement English text directly into Zane&#8217;s disassembly of Thracia.<br \/>\nThe end result was a massive scaling back, with the dialogue and menu fonts implemented, with little else of note included. Chapter 1 dialogue was replaced, with everything else left a broken mess.<\/p>\n<h3>Project Status<\/h3>\n<p>This hack is numbered 0 for a reason: it&#8217;s just a silly little thing. If and when I make a proper hack with this premise, it will receive a separate page.<\/p>\n<h2>Gallery<\/h2>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-290 size-full\" title=\"&quot;In America&quot;, dating back all the way to 2007 or so\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chalphycastle.ie\/projects\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/KeithBreaksText_00000.png?resize=256%2C224&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"NARRATION: &quot;However, Kempf stole his catchphrase.&quot;\" width=\"256\" height=\"224\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-291 size-full\" title=\"This is very much Kempf dialogue\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chalphycastle.ie\/projects\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/KeithBreaksText_00001.png?resize=256%2C224&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"KEMPF: &quot;And who might you be? I believe you have fallen right into my trap. In America!&quot;\" width=\"256\" height=\"224\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-292 size-full\" title=\"If in doubt, steal his soul with trading cards\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chalphycastle.ie\/projects\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/KeithBreaksText_00002.png?resize=256%2C224&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"KEITH: &quot;Kempf, you stole my catchphrase! Your &quot;In America!&quot; line is a certified reference to Yugioh Abridged!&quot;\" width=\"256\" height=\"224\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-293 size-full\" title=\"And then there's awkwardly writing around the real plot\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chalphycastle.ie\/projects\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/KeithBreaksText_00003.png?resize=256%2C224&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"KEMPF: &quot;Oh right, Raydrick was kidnapping you. I'm not going to do anything about it. Tell him Kempf sends his regards.&quot;\" width=\"256\" height=\"224\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-294 size-full\" title=\"And so Kempf replaces Leaf and steals his army\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chalphycastle.ie\/projects\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/KeithBreaksText_00004.png?resize=256%2C224&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"KEITH: &quot;... Name's Keith. And this Kempf guy stole my catchphrase. I'll just hijack this army for a bit.&quot;\" width=\"256\" height=\"224\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-295 size-full\" title=\"Significant portions of this look exactly the same as the real translation\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/chalphycastle.ie\/projects\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/KeithBreaksText_00005.png?resize=256%2C224&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"The status screen.\" width=\"256\" height=\"224\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>Downloads and Links<\/h2>\n<p>Latest release (1\/4\/22): <a href=\"http:\/\/chalphycastle.ie\/download\/keith\/keith.ips\">Download here<\/a><br \/>\nFire Emblem Universe thread: <a href=\"https:\/\/feuniverse.us\/t\/fe5-keith-howard-vs-kempf-dandrum-act-0-words\/15598\">here<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Patching Instructions<\/h3>\n<p>Apply to a headerless FE5 rom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Story Long ago, there was this manga called Yugioh. There was an American called Bandit Keith. He was very American. He even wore a bandana with an American flag pattern. A few years later it got an anime adaptation, which then got dubbed, which then got parodied. While Yugioh Abridged was making headway on Youtube, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chalphycastle.ie\/projects\/keith-vs-kempf-0-words\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Keith vs. Kempf 0: Words&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-288","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","entry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Keith vs. Kempf 0: Words - Chalphy Castle<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Keith Howard is sick of his catchphrase being stolen. 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